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Terrible and thrifty lie the ways of man. Truly mindless, fish stream wonderfully among pillows of oceanic glass, caring trout who deceive man and subjugate the heart of the beloved. These glowing resources follow spools of logic and demeanor, and lest those without feeling grow insane, retread their steps and find that, in the end, it is all a meaningless cycle.
Let not the tedium of everyday fruit terrify your mothers, for it is not meant to pass. Someday all will become orange ribbon, doomed to play listlessly among the hearts and elbows of heavy bags of sawdust. Once, as has always been, the tomato shall be a tomato, and gray leather shall be the rule of the land.
Until research produces fully 3D interactive environments, lets consider the down with the up and have ravioli with our psyches. Unborn our desires loft unto the heavens, controlling unlike that which has been tasted before. Red/Blue should hit shelves in September.-- Mr. McKurtz / GamePro
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